1. Crocs
2. Exposed underwear
3. Showing too much
4. The VPL
5. Harem pants
6. The wrong underwear
7. Style icon obsession
8. Ankle swingers
9. See through leggings
10. Wearing your gym kit everywhere
11. Sweans
12. Pulling your trews up too far
13. The curtain print
14. Fabric, so much fabric
15. Soggy bottom
16. Monochrome
17. Cut out
The 21 Fashion Mistakes You've Got To Stop Making |
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Dressing
too small, trying to be someone you're not or stepping out with a camel
toe, we've all been subject to these fashion blunders at least once and
if you haven't, you're lying. Whether you've gone as mad as Miley or
have just ventured into experimental dressing, know that's it's OK to
make mistakes. It's how you learn from them that really counts. Oh yeah,
we got deep.
1. Crocs
"Wow, that's a nice pair of crocs," said no one ever. Point made?
2. Exposed underwear
Where
to start on underwear? It doesn't matter if it's a pair of peeking
panties or a black bra strap, showing the world your négligée kinda
defeats the object of it being underwear. And whilst we're on the
subject, clear bra straps... WTF.
3. Showing too much
Assets.
We've all got them but that doesn't mean they have to be on full
display all of the time. A cleavage that winds up under you chin is
going to attract all of the wrong kinds of attention and if you get your
legs out as well? More fool you.
4. The VPL
You
don't have to be Bridget Jones to have suffered with VPL syndrome.
That's a visible panty line if you're wondering. It occurs when one's
cheeks are intersected by the tight elastic of one's panties. Big
knickers, Spanx, briefs... show them a tight trouser and they are the
ultimate enemy. Our advice? Always check out your rear view before
leaving the house and invest in a thong. Failing that you can always let
your lady garden breathe for the day and go commando. Are you brave
enough?
5. Harem pants
There's nothing sexy about like looking like Aladdin in a nappy. Why oh why do we do it to ourselves?
6. The wrong underwear
Remember
when a black bra under a white top was fashionable? Yeah, that never
actually happened - we 90s kids just thought it did. Accept it and move
on.
7. Style icon obsession
You
know when you take a picture of a celebrity's hair into the salon and
the stylist is looking at you as if to say, ain't no way I can make you
look like that, well the same thing goes for fashion. Don't base your
style on someone else, and definitely avoid all style advice from
Pharrell. Jees.
8. Ankle swingers
If
the boy you're seeing is too small for you when you're in heels do you
just carrying on dating him? No. You get a new one. Same rule applies
with your trousers. If they're swinging up by your ankles someone will
throw something at you. For sure.
9. See through leggings
Oh
does that say denier? I thought it said derrière and now you can see my
butt. Don’t do it to yourself. And more importantly don’t do it to us
because then we have to go through that whole, ‘Do we tell her you can
see her bum cheeks or not?' dilemma? Toes. Curling.
10. Wearing your gym kit everywhere
We don’t care how hot your butt looks in your tight yoga pants, lycra is not every day attire. Unless you're Jen Selter.
11. Sweans
What
do you get when you combine sweat pants (shudder) with jeans? Sweans.
We might have known Miley Cyrus had something to do with this cross
breeding garb. Dry your hair with them, dry your dog with them just
don't go wearing them.
12. Pulling your trews up too far
This
one's a delicate subject and it makes our eyes water just thinking
about it. It's the dreaded camel toe. As much as we can vouch for
pulling your trousers up to hold in your love handles, it can't be at
the expense of your nether regions. In Khloe Kardashian's words CTC:
Cover the camel.
13. The curtain print
Every
girl loves a floral print but go too fussy and you run the risk of
looking like granny's best uphostery. Not a good look. Unless you're
auditioning for Mrs Doubtfire 2.
14. Fabric, so much fabric
If there's a sure fire way to get fashion fat it's with folds and folds of fabric. Big Fat Gypsy Wedding eat your heart out.
15. Soggy bottom
Is
it just us or has everyone got a pair of jeans that give you a saggy,
soggy bottom? Wear them more than once. Soggy bottom. Wash them. Soggy
bottom. If only they kept their shape like they said they would... sigh.
16. Monochrome
Ok,
so it's not the worst fashion crime to commit but next time you're
wearing head to toe black and white just make sure you're not carrying a
note pad and a wine glass. Waitress alert.
17. Cut out
Showing
a little bit of skin isn't going to make headlines but when cut out
becomes cut away that's when you've got serious problems on your hands.
Like, grooming your private parts kinda problems. No one wants to see
that!
18. Oversized19. Too small20. Immobility21. Ill fitting shoes |
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